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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1在超市里,一个凶悍的妻子正在气汹汹地训斥懦弱的丈夫。“嘘——”懦弱的丈夫轻轻地说,“亲爱的,有人在瞧着你呢!”“我可不怕别人看!”妻子还是怒骂不止。“那可是马戏团里的驯狮女郎,”丈夫胆怯地笑了一下,“她准在琢磨怎样对付你呢!”

2我老公追我前叫我美女,追到后叫宝贝。刚结婚叫老婆,后来变成臭狗屎。最近怀宝宝了直接叫小母狗了。对于这种老公,我也就想打死了算了!

3高中毕业在一家饭店当服务员,碰到一男一女在那抢着买单,我看了他们两个一眼,然后把那个女的手里的钱接了过来,那一瞬间,那妹子看我的眼神有些复杂!

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