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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

一、谁知道得多

  一个小孩问他父亲:“爸爸总是比儿子知道得多吗?”     “是的。”父亲答道。     “谁发明了蒸汽机?”孩子接着问。     “詹姆士?瓦特。”     “那为什么詹姆士?瓦特的父亲没有发明蒸汽机呢?”

二、你是我的贝贝

  刚满三岁的小家伙特别爱看电视广告,尤其喜欢张惠妹作的步步高复读机的广告。只要她一出场,小家伙就手舞足蹈、乐不可支。看得多了,即活学活用。一天晚饭后,他载歌载舞地对他奶奶唱到:“你是我的姐妹、你是我的贝贝!”

三、双管齐下

小勇:“我们中国人吃饭为什么只用两根筷子,而不用三根或者四根呢?”
小华:“俗话说双管齐下,谁听说过‘三管’或者‘四管’齐下呢?”
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