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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.        老师问小明:“如果你妈妈给你5块钱,你爸爸给你10块钱,你会得到多少钱?”小明思考了一下说:“还是15块钱。”老师问:“那你为什么要思考?”小明回答:“我在想我爸妈真的会给我钱吗?”
        2.        小芳对小华说:“你知道吗?昨天我在公园的时候,有一个男生告诉我他从未见过像我这样漂亮的女孩。”小华好奇地问:“然后呢?”小芳说:“然后他要我给他眼科推荐个好医生。”
        3.        一天,大象问蚂蚁:“为什么你那么瘦小?”蚂蚁回答说:“因为我不吃饭。”大象很惊讶地说:“我也是啊!

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