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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

​​​笑话三则
1. ​​​今天我想代表全体人类感谢那些严格遵守「5 秒原则」的细菌们。

2.在公众场合放屁和自己在家放屁是完全不同的情感体验,前者是令人尴尬的社会死亡,后者是迷之满足的压力释放。

3. ​​​「用拳头揍人」和「扇巴掌」相比,前者更偏向于造成物理伤害,后者更偏向于造成精神伤害。

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