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[短篇] 今日笑话又三则

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今日笑话又三则

1.老公出差一个月回家躺在床上睡觉了。。看来真的是累了,心中酸酸的。。于是在想晚上好好犒劳他,嘿嘿。。这时同事打电话吃饭。。本来约好的但是看到老公我直接对她说:我老公回来了,明天。。。话还没说完。。老公突然一屁股坐起来抓着衣服藏到床下去了。。看的我哈哈大笑......等等,好像哪里不对!

2.老师问小明:什么是真汉子?
  小明说:有勇气,有担当
  老师又问:那什么是真女人?
  小明说:不充气的就是真女人

3.陪媳妇住娘家,晚上就睡小姨子隔壁,结果没忍住,就跟媳妇“啪啪啪”了。
  第二天吃饭的时候,小姨子跟老丈母娘说,给姐夫买盒蚊香吧,他俩昨晚“啪啪啪”的打了一夜蚊子,弄得我都睡不着了。
  有这样贴心的小姨子,真好…
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